More Twisted Songs from Tammy

My Way #2 Sung by Barack Obama

May 6, 2010 at 10:17am

My Way with the POTUS

And now that I’ve been here
Nearly a year
I am quite certain
Decisions that I’ve made
Have left the nation broke and hurtin’
I’ve borrowed all I can
From friends and foes
On every by-way
To hell with common sense
I did it MY WAY

Regrets, they are for fools
And it’s important that I mention
As king, I break the rules
And laugh about my good intentions
I planned this puppet show
Each careful step I did the sly way
But oh, much more than this
I did it MY WAY

Yes, there were times, truth be told
I came across as somewhat cold
I bit off more than I could chew
Then sent the bill to all of you
There’s nothing more that I can say
I did it MY WAY

I loved, I’ve laughed, and yes, I’ve lied
I’ve lived a life of my own choosing
I see the masses hunker down
You know I find it all amusing
To think I caused such pain
In every village on the highway
And all because I flapped my jaws
And did it MY WAY

For what is a man
What has he got?
Without Teleprompters
He really has naught
Can’t say the things he wants to say
Or play the games that he must play
It matters not
Look what I’ve wrought
I did it MY WAY!
 
 

Mr. Olbermann (Sung to the tune of Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkle)

January 23, 2011 at 7:11pm

And here’s to you Mr. Olbermann

Barack loves you more than you’ll ever know(wo wo wo )

God bless you please Mr, Olbermann

PBS has spots for libs like you (woo woo woo woo)



We’d like to know the reasons that you are so very vile

We’d like to help your apoplectic self

Look around you all you see is Beck and all those guys

Stroll around the networks and you’ll see your liberal clones



And here’s to you Mr. Olbermann

Barack loves you more than you’ll ever know

God bless you please Mr. Olbermann

PBS has spots for those who stray (hey hey hey hey hey hey hey)



Hide your bleeding heart inside a place where no one goes

Put it with your stack of old fruitcakes

It’s just a secret, just the idle rich’s affair

Most of all you hide it from yourself



Coo coo ca choo Mr. Olbermann

Barack loves you more than you’ll ever know (wo wo wo)

God bless you please Mr, Olbermann

PBS has spots for libs like you (woo woo woo woo)



Sitting on your high horse

While the candidates debate

Laugh about it shout about it

Then you make them choose

Leftist drivel and you know you’re gonna lose

 
Where have you gone dear Joseph Biden

A nation turns its jaundiced eyes to you

What’s that you say Mr. Olbermann

Juiced-up Joe has up and gone away (hey hey hey hey hey hey hey)