Ragin' Gainst the Machine, Baby!

re: Song for Ben

Hey, Hey, I’m Bernanke- sung to the tune of the Monkeys’ Theme Song:

“Hey, Hey, We’re the Monkeys”

Here I come, walkin’ down the street

I’m an A-list player

I don’t have to sneak

Hey, hey, I’m Bernanke

Haters like to push me around

But I’m too busy printing

To take a good look around

I print whenever I want to

I do what I like to do

I don’t have time to feel restless

Cause there’s so much left to do

Hey, hey, I’m Bernanke

People say I monkey around

Tryin’ to fix the train wreck

While chumps try and put me down

I’m just tryin’ to be Keynesian

Listen now to what I say

You’re the lost generation

And now you’re gonna pay

Anytime, anywhere

Just look over your shoulder

You’ll see me printing there

Hey, hey I’m Bernanke

Trying to avoid the cliff
Printing more bogus money

It’ll be there in a jiff!